onlyblackgirl:

meohellokitty:

onlyblackgirl:

shinygays:

lady gaga’s dog is wearing my college tuition around her neck

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Watch that dog get robbed real quick.

…can you rob an animal?

If i see it on the street we gone find out. 

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bloggingfrominsidethetardis:

modern Hogwarts headcanon

muggleborn sixth years jumping from moving staircase to moving staircase shouting “PARKOUR”

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fartgallery:

chesterloaf:

fartgallery:

i donate blood in the hopes that my blood will overpower theirs and take control of their body so i will gain another vessel to use as my own

why am I reblogging this?

it appears my blood has been successful

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daemon-jellyfish:

rock-hard-fist-nipples:

gryffinewt:

important otp headcanons to consider

  • who wakes up one morning to find the other passed away in their sleep
  • alright goodnight guys i’ll see you in hell

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Adding to the previous headcanon;

They take a while to notice as they’re cuddled up to them and just assume they’re still sleeping. They only realize when they try to shake them awake.

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veggieblt:

totalspiffage:

veggieblt:

veggieblt:

I found a gun i think im going to shoot myself in the leg for kicks

i have a big fucking hole in my leg i dont know how this happened. 

MARK WHY DO YOU MAKE BAD LIFE DECISIONS THIS IS AN INTERVENTION

im going to do it again. 

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But geminishipping with sugar daddy Akefia

runningmandz:

Listen to me: You’re going to be okay. Maybe not today or tomorrow or even a few months from now. But I promise, that day will come and everything will fall into place. So don’t stop fighting. You’re going to be okay.

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