there are people who’ve never heard of My Immortal
there are people who’ve never read My Immortal
there are people who didn’t make it all the way to the part where Dumbledore flies into the MCR concert wearing a pink robe with Avril Lavigne’s face on it
this is such an important part of life how could you just not know the gospel of ebony dark’ness dementia raven way
how can you talk about a classic without providing a link?
i could masturbate to this article that’s how much it pleases me
everything about this screams fedora
oh my god this is fucking incredible oh my god
and when you go to a restaurant and eat something cooked by man, that’s where another man put something inside your body that I didn’t. And when the male dentist looks inside your mouth, that’s where another man invaded your mouth. And when the male cashier sells you those clothes, every time you wear them you will think of him, not me.
and when that doctor performed life saving cardiac surgery on you, that man touched your heart. I should be the only one touching your heart. Even though I have no medical training what so ever and you would probably die. It should be me, not him.
every time i read shit like this i think to myself “thank goodness men wont find me attractive now”
and yet. what do i have to do, men. what do i have to do
Rouge: I attempt to steal everything on the table.
DM: You steal everything, Including the table.